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Post by ash410 on Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:23 am

A little boy asked his father "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "
Father replies "I don't know son, I'm still paying! "
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Post by Reaper on Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:30 am

Ain't that the truth Sad

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Post by ash410 on Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:46 am

I sent my picture to a lonely hearts club last week.

They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely
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Post by TheMadRatter on Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:31 pm

Lol - that's why I'm not married (that and I don't see the point in a religious ceremony where I swear before "God" to love this woman till the end of my life. I don't need that, I do that anyway!)

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Post by ash410 on Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:53 pm

The Traffic Warden’s funeral
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters
"Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done"
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Post by ash410 on Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:57 pm

Phoned my work this morning and said "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."

Boss says "You have a wee cough?"

I said "Really, Cheers boss, see you next week."
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Post by Major on Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:48 pm

Last time I did it, they phoned agency later on to tell them to fire me Razz.

But.... dilligaf Very Happy didn't like it anyway.

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Post by ash410 on Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:57 pm

Try ringing a company at random and tell them you aren't coming in Smile
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